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Welcome to the Big Ten, gang!

I occasionally like to come on your site to learn a bit about Big Ten Powerhouse Rutgers. You know, stuff like how the team is looking, what Julie Hermann fucked up this week, how incompetent Kyle Flood is at recruiting, which croots we should probably porch...you know, that kind of thing.

But this week marks your actual foray into Big Ten play, and I gotta say, I'm fucking hyped. We haven't had a quality team to hate on in State College in awhile, mostly due to the fact that the Big Ten is either too shitty or too elitist to give a fuck about other teams. But you guys? Fuck yeah, you guys know how to hate. Your irrational confidence is a fucking spectacle and I love it. Sincerely. It's awesome to have a team that circles the calendar when we come to town. It's fun.

So let's do this shit. Tomorrow night, I can't wait to watch Christian Hackenberg torch your "defense" and Mike Hull show Paul James what an actual linebacker looks like. Here's to a long, glorious, and presumably one-sided series of absolutely hating one another, Buttgers!

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