HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY FROM ON THE BANKS!

Andrew Weber-US PRESSWIRE

Because the United States of America is the greatest f***ing nation on the entire planet!

Happy birthday America! We at OTB wish you and yours an awesome Fourth of July holiday. Wherever you are on Independence Day, make sure you take a good, long look at the stars & stripes today and be thankful for everything we have in this country. Below are some things to help you be more patriotic throughout the day. Have a great weekend folks!

Rutgers celebrating Freedom

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Whitney Houston sings the Star-Spangled Banner

Probably the greatest rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner I've ever heard. Feel free to disagree and post rebuttals in the comments, but I doubt anything will be better.

Team America World Police [NSFW]

Might want to put the earmuffs on the kids if they're close by for this one.

Independence Day President Thomas J. Whitmore Speech

Obligatory.

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