Schiano/Rutgers makes The Onion.

by MikePrz on Feb 6, 2012 1:49 PM EST

"New Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Greg Schiano explained to reporters Friday his decision to leave Rutgers, saying the mid-Florida football team offered his family the privacy and anonymity he missed during his years in the Rutgers spotlight. "I realize many people can't understand why I would leave that big-time media market to come down here, but I want to step back and live a normal life again," said Schiano, under whose leadership Rutgers went 28-48 in the Big East"

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Not one of their better efforts.

Much funnier was the Planned Parenthood “Abortionplex” story, to which at least one dumbass southern Congressman (if that’s not redundant) posted an outraged Facebook response. To make matters worse, he’s an M.D.

by madisonmetsfan on Feb 6, 2012 7:54 PM EST reply actions